Bugs Eat Books are very old. In fact, they met during a particularly fierce and controversial round of bingo at a Georgia retirement home. After the violence subsided, the four became fast friends and ate their gently blended meals together. But, they soon realized that the Heavenly Hills Happiness Home would not be a very conducive environment for their musical endeavors. As such, they engineered a great escape, which involved a submarine, a bag of bees, a magical spoon and one angry Spaniard. Out on their own, without any access to their retirement funds, they decided to start waiting tables at Chili’s by day to pay for their rock and roll lifestyles at night. Even though they are very old, the Bugs did not do anything interesting before that fateful game of bingo.

Jon Croxton
Skulks around as a cantankerous muskrat trapper/mosquito magnet in the bayous of Louisiana, banging on the drums and singing some when he makes his annual return to civilization.
 
Rob Derrick
Came from the future to play guitar and sing some, but only 4 days in the future, so it's really not that cool.  I mean it's not like he's got a jetpack.
 
Jimmy Hughes
A carefree gigelo who loves funnel cakes, karate and shredding on the guitar. Ask him sometime to see his collection of glass butterfly figurines, it's absolutely breathtaking. 
 
Ian Rickert
Bette Midler's nephew & 3rd in line for the throne of Mauritania and he'll be sure to let you know, but he's currently biding his time playing the bass.